Tag Archives: emmastory
The Bottom Line
Nicole, at bar last night: “Oh, they’re playing a bad Depeche Mode song.” Baron: “How can you tell?” emmastory
Burger queen
I have consumed a burger so large it may destroy us all. From inside my stomach. (emmastory)
Voice (fe)mail
I just got saucy lesbian voicemail from a wrong number. (emmastory)
Filed under People, Sex, USA, Wrong number
