Phone loan

Sorry homeless dude, I will not loan my phone to you while on the train. Does that make me an ass?

(dieselboi)

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Filed under Mobile phones, People, Public transport, Travel, USA

[Site update]

08 October 2007

Hi,

Regular readers of the site may have noticed that updates have been somewhat erratic (to say the least) over the past month. That is because I am currently traveling around Europe! The sporadic updates will continue over the next month or so, but I will update the site as often as possible. Please check back occasionally for some Euro-style travel txt.

Thanks for visiting

Anthony
joyoftxt.com

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MIA

Can’t fucking sleep. Went out driving around trying to find her, my dad filed a police report. I don’t know what to do.

(Funhat)

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Bee-ing God

Just puffed a bumble bee out of a spider web. Not sure, at this time of year if that’s the moral choice.

(cleanskies)

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Fuel-ish

watching some idiot put unleaded gasoline into his rental truck which clearly states “diesel only”

(jakiao)

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Voice (fe)mail

I just got saucy lesbian voicemail from a wrong number.

(emmastory)

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Tongue tied

awkward: seeing two lesbians make out when you are with your good friends younger sister.

(addisontodd)

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Tea shirt

Big guy’s tshirt says: “I used to skinny dip. Now I chunky dunk.”

(biz)

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Bad bladders

well….I am sitting here in barnes and noble with no wifi and “overhearing” some old guys talk about overactive bladder awareness.

(BigFreaky)

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Wok the f***?

Mice are shitting in my wok. I have no punchline for this.

(Remiel)

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