Category Archives: USA
Phone loan
Sorry homeless dude, I will not loan my phone to you while on the train. Does that make me an ass? (dieselboi)
Filed under Mobile phones, People, Public transport, Travel, USA
Fuel-ish
watching some idiot put unleaded gasoline into his rental truck which clearly states “diesel only” (jakiao)
Voice (fe)mail
I just got saucy lesbian voicemail from a wrong number. (emmastory)
Filed under People, Sex, USA, Wrong number
Tongue tied
awkward: seeing two lesbians make out when you are with your good friends younger sister. (addisontodd)
Bad bladders
well….I am sitting here in barnes and noble with no wifi and “overhearing” some old guys talk about overactive bladder awareness. (BigFreaky)
Resignation
Packing up my desk. It truly is like leaving a bad relationship. You’ll always wonder “what if…” (AnniemalChang)
Filed under Relationships, USA, Work
Cell phone
Waiting to hear if my brother is going to need someone to bail him out of jail. Just another Friday… (justin)
Horse and mouth
Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, “If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.” (fakelewisblack)
