Category Archives: USA
The Bottom Line
Nicole, at bar last night: “Oh, they’re playing a bad Depeche Mode song.” Baron: “How can you tell?” emmastory
Hot or not
My mother needs to learn when it is or is not acceptable to wear hot pants. Hint: not if I am home. (jakiao)
All apologies
Holy f**k that was the most bone-headed asshole driving maneuver EVER, f**king revoke this guy’s driving priv- oh, he waved. It’s cool. (Remiel)
Burger queen
I have consumed a burger so large it may destroy us all. From inside my stomach. (emmastory)
Credit/crisis
interesting day: started in WI with credit fraud, ended in an IL emergency room (everyone’s fine) (rentzsch)
Queue fury
3 hipster strikes: repeating everything his bro says on the phone, while in a cramped brunch line, and drumming on those patched jeans. (melissagira)
Bedtime stories
You get the best stories when you’re drunk. Once, I woke up on the sidewalk. (atypicalsnowman)
Lucky number three
Reason to continue consulting for the sex educator: she doesn’t mind when I have to take a call from one of 70 possible threeway candidates. (melissagira)
Beam me up…
At a party and can see 5 phones out with people texting, including me (dieselboi)
Filed under Mobile phones, Party, People, USA
