Entries from September 2007

30 September, 2007

Bee-ing God

Just puffed a bumble bee out of a spider web. Not sure, at this time of year if that’s the moral choice.
(cleanskies)

27 September, 2007

Fuel-ish

watching some idiot put unleaded gasoline into his rental truck which clearly states “diesel only”
(jakiao)

25 September, 2007

Voice (fe)mail

I just got saucy lesbian voicemail from a wrong number.
(emmastory)

18 September, 2007

Tongue tied

awkward: seeing two lesbians make out when you are with your good friends younger sister.
(addisontodd)

10 September, 2007

Tea shirt

Big guy’s tshirt says: “I used to skinny dip. Now I chunky dunk.”
(biz)

9 September, 2007

Bad bladders

well….I am sitting here in barnes and noble with no wifi and “overhearing” some old guys talk about overactive bladder awareness.
(BigFreaky)

9 September, 2007

Wok the f***?

Mice are shitting in my wok. I have no punchline for this.
(Remiel)

4 September, 2007

Resignation

Packing up my desk. It truly is like leaving a bad relationship. You’ll always wonder “what if…”
(AnniemalChang)

2 September, 2007

Dangerous deriving

Tshirt says, “Math and alcohol don’t mix. Don’t drink and derive.”
(biz)