Monthly Archives: June 2007
The last laugh
Why are people in the back of a police van mocking me? I am in a lexus. You are in handcuffs (Justin)
Half wit
“Sorry, we don’t have pints of Carlsberg. Only halves.” .. “Um, ok.. Two halves then perhaps?” .. “Sure, £3.10 please.” (Cennydd)
The right answer
“i wish i were your derivative so i could lie tagent to your curves.” !!! that is the BEST line i have ever heard. what a hoot!!! (AnniemalChang)
Filed under Chat-up lines, People, USA
No pressure…
If I don’t get laid tonight, all of existence IS going to come to a crashing halt. Oh and NO ONE is coming over Friday night. No Exceptions. (AliceLiddell)
Filed under Sex
A helping hand
awake, heading to court with dad over something really stupid, people are amazing (justinherald)
1+0=2
T-shirt slogan sighting: “There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.” (andreakw)
Acceptable in the 80s?
A girl just walked by in fluorescent legwarmers and yellow hatchback tooted her. I declare today is actually the 80s. Sorry about Thatcher. (cleanskies)
