Allo gov, In queenstown, extreme sports capital of world. Been back flippin off 134m bunjy’s, most people scream and fall feet first if they dont pike altogether! Chicks well impressed with my bravado/stupidity, had 2 topless in bed same time last night, sadly blue balled by both, but not before some 3 way boosy nuzzlin! Ribs still broken, on my favourite pain killer, sweet! Ps, also got arrested drunk and disorderly and offensive behaviour, up to 100 dollar fine, could do with [name withheld] talents when i represent myself in court 28th this month!
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